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Name:

James Edward Potter

Birthdate:

1960-03-27

E-mail:

lindsaylohanuniveralrecords@gmail.com

Bio:

Girl inform me, all my senses warn me
Your clever eyes could easily disguise
Some backwards purpose
It's enough to make me nervous.
Do you harbor sighs, or spit in my eyes?

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The Life and Times of James E. Potter

This journal represents the collected thoughts of James Edward Potter, esq. One of the most brilliant wizards of the age and a legend in his own time, Messer Potter (sometimes called Prongs by the lucky few who know him best) is the mastermind who brought you such miraculous achievements as That Thing That Happened With the Stairs and That Green Slimey Shit by the Third Floor Corridor. Naturally, such natural magical aptitude has earned Master Potter a glowing report with colleagues and superiors alike.

But if you're not one of my friends, bugger off and stop reading this journal, you nosy wanker.

(That means you, snivelly.)

Interests:

122: animagi, annoying remus, antagonizing people, beatles metaphors, bedknobs but not knobs, being incredibly spoiled, birds, bonnie lasses, bothering snape, breasts, broomsticks, causing trouble, chasers, chasing skirts, cookies from mum, crazy muggle gadgets, crazy muggles, damaging school property, david bowie, definitely not men, definitely women, dogs, doing things under duress, dumbledore, entertaining oneself, evans, famous pizzerias, fascinatingly large noses, females, freddie mercury is god, fuck, fuck!, furry little problems, gillyweed, girls, glasses, graffiti, gramaphones, haha-peter's-ringo, hexing, hexing wankers, honeydukes, ignotus peverell, illegal animagi status, illicit activities, immaturity, invisibility cloaks, itching powder in shorts, ladies, lasses, led zeppelin, lily, lily evans, lily potter?, lily's molecules, lily-when-she-isn't-going-to-kill-me, london bridge, making snivellus cry, maraudering, marauders, marauding, massive antlers, mcgooglyface, mischievous underage scions, mixing metaphors, moony, mudbloods, mysterious green shit, no yokos, nose-biting teacups, noses that defy categorization, not boys, not getting caught, not slytherins, nudity, padfoot, paul mccartney, persistence, peter pan complexes, peter's oddly amusing cheeks, peverells, pissing off filch, pot, potters, pranks, prongs, public nudity, puppy dander, queen, questionable legality, quidditch, recreational drug usage, recreational usage, redheads, robert plant, sarcasm, sex, shagging, shagging females, skiving off class, stalking redheads, teasing moony, the beatles, the clash, the kitchens, the map, the prefect's bathroom, the sex pistols, the stones, the word bombastic, the word duress, there'd-better-be-no-yoko-eh-john?, things that fly, tom foolery, unfortunate grease populations, union jacks, unlawful name carving, werewolves, women, wooing fair lasses, wormtail, zonkos.

Schools:

None listed

Friends:

	18:	_lovelybones, daisyhookm, dearlily, frankly_my_dear, nero_lealte, passive_pet, priscila, sammiesays, shapeandshift, slytherinliss, snarkbeforedawn, toujours_sirius, twopronged, vera_icon, wamacnair, wickedangel, withpoise, worldonastring
	5:	spectrum_dark, spectrum_light, spectrum_ooc, spectrum_past, spectrumdivided

Friend of:

8: dearlily, frankly_my_dear, passive_pet, shapeandshift, slytherinliss, twopronged, vera_icon, withpoise

Member of:

5: find_icons, spectrum_light, spectrum_ooc, spectrum_past, spectrumdivided

Account type:

Free Patient

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